A bizarre alcohol-themed amusement park proposal called Voodoo Ranger IPA Action Park claims it’s “Coming Soon to Napa,” and residents are already organizing against it, though the whole thing is likely just a big publicity stunt.
The Voodoo Ranger IPA Action Park’s webpage says there will be “136 acres of beer-powered fun,” which will include:
- Xtreme Brew Flume: the “world’s first beer-powered flume ride,”
- Surf’s Up, a pool in which one can “catch a wave on 130,000 gallons of tasty Hazy IPA,”
- Juice Force Goliath: “NorCal’s tallest coaster made from reclaimed beer barrels,”
- and last, but certainly not least, Ranger Thunder: a concert stage with a 25,000-watt sound system.
The webpage even includes a phone number (1-888-4BEERPARK) people can call to express what they think about the park. When one calls, a recorded message promises that the park will be “just minutes from downtown Napa” and allows people to leave a voicemail message.
This is very clever!!!